INVERTO Long-haul trucking is a serious business - the long hours, potential risks, greasy foods, loneliness... not to mention the evil temptations of the truck stop hooker. One thing is universally hailed by these rugged frontiers people as the motivating force behind their often gargantuan efforts. Ox blood? No. Ice? No. 'No doze'? Guess again.... The prime mover behind these prime movers is the number 1 'truckin' sound of the 21st century. Inverto. On keyboards there's Hanna 'The Long Hours' Silver, who has been perfecting her craft since 2006 when her Mum brought home her first Speak'n'Spell. The 'Potential Risk' on bass is part-time hairdresser and full time stuntman Luke 'Hodgee' Hodgeson. 'Greasy Foods' aka Hayden Leggett is a master of both drum machine programming and pantomime, making him the perfect 'drummer' for the band. A special corner at the rear of the stage, right near the edge, is reserved for the most important member of the band. Sometimes known to participate in as many as one song in a twelve-song set, 'Lonely' Phil Ransom once completed seventeen games of solitaire before anyone in the band noticed he missed a cue. This leaves only one - and, frankly, the less said about the third string guitarist in 'Shane Warne The Musical', and his myriad of sexually transmitted diseases, the better. The trucker's life is a hard one, not helped by Marty 'Come on, you've got ten hours til you're due in Dubbo' Lubran. Or maybe that is helpful. Who knows? One thing is for sure: the lifeblood of Australia is its highways and the prime mover on these roads is Inverto.